Q: What is the definition of "making love"?A: Something a woman does while a guy is ****ing her.Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?A: GonorrheaQ: Why did God create yeast infections?A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating **** oncein a while too.Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13years old.Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?A. Marry it.Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.Q. Why do women call it PMS?A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.Q. What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?A. They don't want to wear out the camel.Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?> A. When the big hand touches the little hand...Q. Why is divorce so expensive?A. Because it's worth it
